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Am a mechanical engg.. rejected job offer from maruti and now working wid tata motors... Real me is jus a fun loving party freak..god knws how i have come so far in my academics... nevertheless,am a self-made guy...wid gallons of frendz!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

A PLOT TO REMEMBER....the placement season!!



10TH NOV'10....
(10:30am) Went for the written examination,casual as ever,creased shirt and cargo pants.my Hair unruly and long as it has has been for the past god knows how many years.

(11:00am) The question paper was distributed and to my agony couldn't make out where the technical questions were from, it all appeared plain Hebrew!!

Started off with the aptitude section, and solved all the questions with impeccable accuracy,knew a few tech answers, rest simple guessing.

(12:30pm) Returned to the hostel with a long face, nothing unnatural, considering the fact that the only thing me-thinking was how screwed and ill-literate i am!

They had given a bio-data form to be filled up by all the applicants just after the written and i was so sure that i wasn't clearing the written decided not to fill it up.

(2:00pm) Just finished off with my lunch,playing carom with friends. all of a sudden a friend of mine comes yelling " bangali tera written main ho gaya hai..............beti****,har*mi,chut*ya tune abhitak form nahin bhara hai?!"
i ran to my room to fill up the form, completely baffled, searching for a passport size photograph.Final got one and completed the form.

Thanks to my carelessness i had left my formal wardrobe and file back home.
i was wearing:
Shirt of Md.Fahad .
Tie and shoes of Amerendra kumar .
Documents File of Murari Kr Saxena .
And no socks

(3:00pm) The group discussion round started. The topic for discussion was "all men are born equal". the G.D. went well as it has always been the case with me.

(4:00pm) The results were declared and as expected, was selected for the interview round.

(6:00pm) I was nervous and tired waiting for my turn to come. I believe even others heard my heartbeats.Finally the minute arrived and i was asked to enter the cell, i mean impressing the H.R. panel is nothing less than trying to prove your innocence when caught red-handed ;).

Four experts were sitting across the table ready fire to questions at me and me-trying to dodge every question like Neo dodged the bullets in MATRIX.But after all he was in a fictional world and me?...i guess u know it!!

The interview panel comprised of three ladies and a gentleman.

The knights blasted me for 25 minutes, and i fought like Maximus the gladiator, but then finally i was sloshed even without a peg ;).

(8:30pm) The results of the grand finale was declared.Only four of us were selected.

I wont be able to express what was going through my mind and body at that pointed in time when the golden phrase " Nirmalya Datta, welcome to the Tata family" was told to me...it sounded like arpeggios from heaven.

(9:00pm) Returned to the hostel with friends swarming around me like bees.Then the wrath of happiness was unleashed in the form of the golden N.I.T. custom, the GPL..
OMG people kicked the ever so little flesh in my ass for god forbidden number of times and almost ripped it apart...ouch it still aches!!
Special mention:Ankit agarwal and Ghanshay meena.

Thanks Guys.

I didn't have my dinner that night, was in kinda trauma!!:D :D

I believe it is just so very impossible to credit my efforts or talent or patience to this cause.Its a dream come true, and i will credit it to all those people who have been by my side through the hick-ups of my life and yeah to my parents for blindly trusting my abilities.

WELL,ITS ALL IN THE STARS AND ON THIS DAY THEY ALL OF THEM WERE IN MY FAVOUR.



Special thanks to:

Gaurav,Tripta,Ankita,Urvashi,Sulagna,Ahana,Ayantika,Abhyudoy,Soumya,
Kanishka and Saurav.LOVE YOU ALL GUYS!!

8 comments:

insomanic said...

sala amake bhule geli.....last line ta te

Anonymous said...

Awesome post sir...this is the thng which evry seniors sud post..

Enigma said...

@abhinandanda... tomake ki bhulte pari??
a few names are alwez there in the heart..they are there always no need to mention them!!

Ankesh said...

kire snr der kono value neyi.. forget abt spsl thanks... nt even a simple thanks.. :(

The Lady killer alive n strong.. nice list of special thanking people.. :)

Enigma said...

@shashank... thanx bro!!These piece is sure to give you guys some lesson for the coming season!!

Soumendu Chakravarty said...

dada....awesome...ekebare paglaaa!!! d vivid description of ur post...rly makes u relive d moments!!! awesome...keep up d gud work!!!!

Enigma said...

@soumendu...dada am happy to make ppl happy..

Enigma said...

@ankeshda... Honestly am as good as u ppl have made me... am jus nothin widout u all!! u ppl do not deserve a mention in the footnote..U PPL R RYT UP THERE IN A PLACE CALLED MY HEART!